That’s what the Chicago Reader has called Square. Here’s more from real people we honestly didn’t ask:

■ “Brilliant.”
■ “You catch every important issue!”
■ “Every note of the news cycle in a truly symphonic way. Nothing short of brilliance.”
■ “Sometimes it’s the only source of news analyses I read.”
■ “I’m a newshound and do my best to keep up, but you … make me look like a slacker!”
■ “It’s at the top of my daily to-do list.”
■ “A daily must-read. And it’s funny.”
■ “The best news source you’re not reading … so start reading it!”
■ “I couldn’t imagine navigating the news of the day without it.”
■ “I no longer really remember starting daily news browsing any other way.”

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